just survived the first fart of the relationship.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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