i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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