You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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