My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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