Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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