Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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