yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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