The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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