I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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