Christians are straight up FREAKS
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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