butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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