I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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