Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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