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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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