Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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