She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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