I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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