we made out on top of his cat.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
be right there i have to get my cape
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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