Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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