Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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