are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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