You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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