at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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