Don't you send me to vm
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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