i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
