i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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