OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
