yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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