Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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