You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
