Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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