You just made me feel so damn special
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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