tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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