Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Are my feet made of real feet?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
