she was so not down for the gang bang
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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