: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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