i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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