The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
