Yo dont text me then not text me
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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