Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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