We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just found puke in my bra..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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