he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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