It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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