Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I will be naked everywhere
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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