we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
