so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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