she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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