nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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