So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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