can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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