dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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