PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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