I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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