It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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