Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
